![]() And then I got in and screwed everything up with a bunch of short, drunk lunatics. When a naked dwarf goes insane because their cat died and starts attacking everyone and everything, but then your dwarven police beat them to death, but the dwarf cops were all that first guy’s friend and THEY go insane and start vomiting everywhere, THAT is when you’re entering the party zone.Īnd I want to be clear when I say “simulate hundreds of years”, I don’t just mean “Yeah we put a clickable diary in a cave.” My first go in this build, I settled for 250 years of history and had several minutes to contemplate while the game generated over 500,000 distinct events. Frankly, most of your modern colony sims are Dwarf Fortress with the edges sanded off (and I love colony sims).īut those edges are part of the fun. It can quite literally simulate hundreds of years of history including ecological events, personalities, books being written, and the rise and fall of civilization before you even get into it. MonsterVine was supplied with Steam code for reviewĭwarf Fortress is the ideal of gaming, the kind of thing we like to think of as what gaming is all about: a passion project made by someone insane slash brilliant (one guy!) over 20 years. But what is it? What does it mean? And why is everyone insane and covered in vomit? TikTok is talking about it, as I know because I am very young and hip, all the influencers can’t stop talking about Dwarf Fortress. You’ve heard all the hip kids down at the malt shop and roller rink talking about Dwarf Fortress. You might even like Paradox strategy games. ![]()
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